Friday, March 16, 2012

Random rantings

*You know that moment when you're in the dressing room and realize that, indeed, your rear end and thighs are much bigger than you visualized in the cute skinny jeans. But it ends up saving you money, since you're too disgusted to grab a larger pair to try on.

*A homeless man walked by me at the library and said "Mmm....you got it going on girl." Initially, I was a bit turned off. Then I thought, damn straight. That new lip stuff was really worth it.

*I am amazed at how many preggers expect to get an epidural and not feel a single thing during delivery. And how they request an epidural before the contractions are even slightly painful.

*I absolutely love every song I've heard off the most recent Pitbull album, along with random country songs like "Bait a Hook" and "Good Girl." Makes me miss dancing. A lot. One month til Texas dancing.

*I can't believe I'm actually still training for this half-marathon. (Pat on the back.) I'm ready to be done, just to not be hungry all the time. Plus, without a running partner for these long runs, I sure wouldn't be doing them.

*Wow, match day was two years ago. Crazy how time flies.

*I got my first Birchbox the other day. It's like Christmas every month with a box of beauty goodies. I highly recommend it!!

*Are you ever at the gym on your cardio machine, watching your TV when a guy gets on the elliptical beside you who cracks up loudly, along with big arm motions, while watching Seinfeld? He made me smile a lot and feel somewhat normal. I definitely yell at the TV while at the gym watching sports.

*God is so good.